If you pass near Dittisham
Be sure to stop a while
And try your luck at Fingals –
It’s sure to raise a smile .
The hosts are full of bonhomie
The setting so bijou
On beds befitting of a Queen
You’ll sleep the whole night through.
Then wake up to a breakfast –
Bespoke and cooked with care
Followed by a garden roam –
‘Mid blooms a bursting there .
And should by chance you take a swim
Backstroke will do the trick
From there you’ll see the painted nymphs
Surrounding Sheila’s dick .
Be sure to stop at Fingals
It’s five star – please believe –
You’ can check out any time you like –
But you still won’t want to leave .
Love Brigit , Neil, Madison and Maxine xxxx